How NOT to Send an E-mail

So I got another e-mail from Rome, whatever the heck that is.




I knew why this was a shady internet scheme from the start. This second e-mail only makes it more obvious. Let me break it down for you.



Now, the giant flash ads in an e-mail are NOT recommended under any circumstance. That's just being more than a little obnoxious, right?

But apparently their writing skills suck so much they need you to see two giant ads for their "game" or whatever before you're hooked. I guess it's just poetic justice that the only company willing to advertise with Rome is Rome itself.

Shameful.