TCU: Trying To Catch Connor

Wow, colleges, please just stop if you have headlines like this.

I want you to have everything you need

Who the heck comes up with these!?

Not just more college spam...

OH WAIT; IT IS!

You Have What We're Looking For, Connor

I guess I should give it back?

Carrol College Checking in With Connor

So then why refer to me in the third person?

And to think, someday I'll miss all this.

Emory has Noticed, Connor

Oh god, now it's Emory too!

Tulane is Looking For You, Connor

Taken out of context.

...I hope.