Word "Improv" Conspiracy

Why is the word "improv" such a relatively hard word to say?

It's a conspiracy by the comedy club owners to weed out the drunk comedians. They paid the dictionary makers to make the word so hard. Then they hired someone to cover their tracks with phony stories.

Early Morning News Conspiracy

The Early morning news shows are so early in the morning so they can wake up mothers, so the mothers can take care of their children that go to school.

Conspiracies about Conspiracies

Why do people not believe conspiracy theories? It's a conspiracy by conspiracy theorists.

If too many people believe conspiracy theories, then there would be a lot of infighting over who first came up with what conspiracy. If they're all unbelieved, there's none of that.

Wood Houses

Why are houses made of wood? It's a conspiracy by the people in Hollywood.

Houses made of wood; catch fire; need firemen to put out fire; firemen need firetrucks; people recognize, know, and like firetrucks.

Raisins are a ploy by the bug exterminator companies to fool people into mistakenly thinking they have a bug infestation when all they have is a messy eater.

Kidzbop Conspiracy

What's the conspiracy behind Kidzbop?

Kidzbop is a conspiracy to lower the average age of musicians, which would allow music companies to bring back older pros under the guise of, "raising the average."

Airplane Liquids Ban Conspiracy

I now know why the TSA is eliminating liquids on airplanes. It's so that they can eventually phase out airplane bathrooms.

Counterstrike Gun Conspiracy Theory

I finally figured out the conspiracy about why the guns in Counterstrike all have fictional names. It's so that when you search the web for a particular fictional gun, and the results will just be Counterstrike related.

Secret Ratatouillie Motives

Let me be the first to suggest Disney chose to develop the movie "Ratatouille" because they wanted a new brand for their Disneyworld restaurants.

P.S. I spelled Ratatouille all on my own. No spell checker help. Why yes, I did get an A in French class.