Nelipot;

One who walks barefoot.

Thanks, Futility Closet.

Today's word of the day; Jocose.

No, that's not a joke.

What? Don't know what it means? Well... Let me put it this way.

jokose.

Get it?

Aw, forget you. Now you have to look it up, because you didn't get either of my subtleties.

Scuttlebutt; today's word of the day.

Yeah, I know it looks funky. That's why I chose it. It has a definition here but the short of it is, it means "rumor."

So, the next time the 'ol rumor mole pops up, call him a scuttlebutt.

Word of the day; pugililistic. It means I punch you in the face.

Today's word of the day is underwhelming.

Seriously.

Today's word of the day is "Mythomania," a knack for lying or exaggerating often.

And by word of the day, I mean, "holy cow it's midnight."

What do ferris powder, ferris wheels, and Ferric Chloride all have to do with the word of the day?

Nothing. That was a red herring.

Today's word of the day is Clepsydra. What could this magical word be?

It's a water clock. The word's origin is assumedly (on my part) to be Greek.

So, why not go out into the work and start replacing normal person clocks with water clocks?

Because normal person clocks are better than water clocks. The Greeks would totally have made the switch, if they were availible.