Thursday, April 30, 2009

Capital Letters doesn't mean Shouting for Me.

Whenever I stick in the odd ALL CAPS letters in my sentences, I'm not shouting. I am merely adding "copious emphasis" to certain words in my sentence. Perhaps for humor. OR MAYBE I JUST LIKE TYPING LIKE THIS.

One of my friends suggested that I am adding copious emphasis on something by shouting. NO! (<- Actual shouting) If I was YELLING something, would that be COPIOUS?

However, all caps followed by an exclamation mark is shouting. Or normal text followed by an exclamation mark is shouting. Heck, anything followed by an exclamation mark it shouting.

In addition, I just looked up "copious" in the dictionary, and it doesn't mean what I thought it meant. The simple English solution would be to replace copious with questionable. The Connor English solution would be to replace copious with dubious.

Draft in English, Write in RUSSIAN

Have you ever wanted to learn Russian? Unfortunately, I am not able to provide the addresses of any fine Russian teachers.

But I am able to provide a resource for you to fake writing in Russian.


The Website in Question

With this website, you can write in Russian. Or in Cyrillic characters with a one to one cypher to English that LOOKS Russian.

Here's a handy table to assess whether Cyrillic characters can adequately meet your needs as a human being;
















EnglishCyrillic
The Capitalists are coming, the capitalists are coming! Everyone, grab your AK-47's for the good of Mother Russia!THЗ CДPITДLISTS ДЯЭ CФMIИG, THЗ CДPITДLISTS ДЯЭ CФMIЙG! ЗVЭЯУФИЗ, GЯДЬ ЧФЦЯ ДК-47'S FФЯ THЭ GФФD ФF MФTHЗЯ ЯЦSSIД!

Connor's Thoughts is a very fine source to get your news. Sure it may always be biased towards the nonsensical, but you really can't fault anyone for that. I would give my life for Connor. Comment this post?CФИЙФЯ'S THФЦGHTS IS Д VЗЯУ FIИЭ SФЦЯCЗ TФ GЭT ЧФЦЯ ЙЗШS. SЦЯЭ IT MДУ ДLЩДЧS ЬЗ ЪIДSЭD TФШДЯDS THЗ ИФЙSЭИSICДL, БЦT УФЦ ЯЗДLLЧ CДЙ'T FДЦLT ДИУФЙЭ FФЯ THДT. I ЩФЦLD GIVЗ MЧ LIFЭ FФЯ CФИЙФЯ. CФMMЗИT THIS PФST?



As you can very well see, this generator makes any and all text incomprehensible. BUT COOL LOOKING.

Monday, April 20, 2009

There are two competing philosophies; go back and fix what you've made, or charge ahead and hope everyone forgets.

As any study of this blog will show, I am in clear favor of the former.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

A Panorama of my Room

A room is unique. A room is a personal reflection on who you are as a person. A room is where you spend 4-12 hours a night almost every night.

Here's a panorama of my room;

Click for bigger view

Now the question is, are you going to post a link to a panorama of your room?