Thursday, April 30, 2009

Draft in English, Write in RUSSIAN

Have you ever wanted to learn Russian? Unfortunately, I am not able to provide the addresses of any fine Russian teachers.

But I am able to provide a resource for you to fake writing in Russian.


The Website in Question

With this website, you can write in Russian. Or in Cyrillic characters with a one to one cypher to English that LOOKS Russian.

Here's a handy table to assess whether Cyrillic characters can adequately meet your needs as a human being;
















EnglishCyrillic
The Capitalists are coming, the capitalists are coming! Everyone, grab your AK-47's for the good of Mother Russia!THЗ CДPITДLISTS ДЯЭ CФMIИG, THЗ CДPITДLISTS ДЯЭ CФMIЙG! ЗVЭЯУФИЗ, GЯДЬ ЧФЦЯ ДК-47'S FФЯ THЭ GФФD ФF MФTHЗЯ ЯЦSSIД!

Connor's Thoughts is a very fine source to get your news. Sure it may always be biased towards the nonsensical, but you really can't fault anyone for that. I would give my life for Connor. Comment this post?CФИЙФЯ'S THФЦGHTS IS Д VЗЯУ FIИЭ SФЦЯCЗ TФ GЭT ЧФЦЯ ЙЗШS. SЦЯЭ IT MДУ ДLЩДЧS ЬЗ ЪIДSЭD TФШДЯDS THЗ ИФЙSЭИSICДL, БЦT УФЦ ЯЗДLLЧ CДЙ'T FДЦLT ДИУФЙЭ FФЯ THДT. I ЩФЦLD GIVЗ MЧ LIFЭ FФЯ CФИЙФЯ. CФMMЗИT THIS PФST?



As you can very well see, this generator makes any and all text incomprehensible. BUT COOL LOOKING.

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