You're throwing everything you have at me

"Aack! Eeek! Wow!

"Put that screwdriver down!"

How can something be semi-precious?
"You might be precious to me, but really, no."

"MEET DANITY KANE IN YOUR OWN CITY!"
I have my own city! Awesome!

I just heard a line in a movie that could actually benefit from the inclusion of the phrase, "In bed." What a weird world.

Remember that in surveys, there are no wrong answers. Just weird ones.

Heh... c'ain't.

Have you ever stopped to think of how many video games there are? The number might seem abnormally low, actually.

If there were 25 hours in the day, would you really accomplish anything more?

"My hangover feels like a nuclear explosion."
"My hangover feels like a million nails being driven through my skull."
"Well, my hangover feels like sobriety."

"What can you tell me about them?"
"Well, they're a person living on Earth. Their mother was a woman. Their father was a man. They have two eyes, two ears, a nose, a mouth, and common sense. They enjoy such activities as breathing, eating, and sleeping. Occasionally, they also like to sneeze."

If you look at a person with a psychotic abnormality, how much of their personality is the abnormality?
Say you had a friend whose abnormality caused them to be ever angry. Say they also got treated. They'd be like a whole different person, right?
Say you had a friend who had schizophrenia. What if they were the weirdest of your bunch; the one that always looks out for conspiracy theories? Then what if they, "normaled up?" What if they were just like all your other friends? They'd be like a different person, no?
Man... To think of the deeper issues...

How did "doing it like you've never done it before" ever come to mean something good?

"What kind of a score is sideways eight?"

Man, I just sent Charles quite a nasty letter. I know it's not ideal to post "happenings," but I can't wait to see how he responds.

"Do you have homework?"
"Yes... No!"

"It's the moan heard 'round the world!"

(The Friday before Spring Break)
"Friday's extra credit day. You get extra credit for showing up."

If you spend a lot of time recording your life, then you'll have a great record. But if you spend too much time recording, you'll have nothing to record.

I think, therefore I am. I eat, therefore I exist. I poop, therefore I stink.

If every bad day is a prelude to a good day, then does that mean every bad day is a good day? If so, then would there be any bad days? Would there be good days if all the days were good? Oh man, someone did not think that one through.

Something cool happened today. Someone finally reviewed me in Stumbleupon. Of course, this is far from being my final goal. It's more like a first step towards my final goal. Still... I've waited for so long, and it's finally happened. Might as well document this occasion somewhere.

"I shouldn't have called at such an inconvenient time. I forgot that time's off by 24 hours there."

"I just forgot how to spell the word awkward. This is so..."